Amazingly, even for the short amount of time this site has been up and for the
fact that AWARENESS: Are you aware? is actually trying to help DIC
dubbies become more aware, I still get flames. Some of them are quite funny
though, and it would only be right to post them up on this flames page. Here's
a hillarious flame which has been the feature flame on this page for more than a month
now, simply because it's so funny! So read it and prepare to laugh your
socks off! (That is, if you're wearing any)
NOTE: I recently added a new section called "Misc." for all
of the emails I get which support the dub but don't qualify as a flame. (Basically,
they were written *very* politely) There's currently one email in here from someone
who requested for me to post it up.
I just want to warn you that you're treadding on dangerous ground here.
You see I happen to be Serena and you're dising me. For one thing, you are
dising the company who made me who is the wonderful dic and I don't think that
is right. Then you dis my friends and me by saying that our attacks sound
stupid and the term scouts is stupid even though that is our original term
and I have no idea where that stupid term senshi comes from. It doesn't
even sound close to japanese but I bet you think you're so cool that you make
up so called japanese terms and expect people to believe you. Yeah right,
you're just one big bitch who is part of this big club that wants to
trick us smart people into thinking sailormoon is some japanese cartoon
with japanese names and japanese terms. I've seen pages like those before
on the net, I'm not stupid. Me and the scouts have all formed campagns
against pages and biches like you who just want to pretend that you know
all by making up some baderash about how sailormoon is japanese and such.
Ha! So it may take place in tokyo but that's because japan's cool and
dic decided it would be cool to stick me in a cool place. You can obviusly
see that I'm american, I mean, what japanese person has blonde hair?
Boy you're really stupid you know that? REALLY STUPID YA' BITCH!
Ha, Usagi! Is that the type of name you decided to give me so that you could
fool ppl into thinking the scouts and me are japanese? That's plain stupid.
Usagi sounds more french than japanese I bet you don't even speak japanese
and you're just making all of that stuff about knowing the language! And
what's with changing the spelling of my two good friends, Amy and Raye,
to Ami and Rei? Is that another one of your so called japanese, which
looks more french again. You're probably just some french gal who wants
to be japanese so badly. The scouts and I are all american and we were
originally screened in america, everyone knows that! So remember, you and
your bitchy friends out there aren't going to fool anyone into thinking all
that stupid crap you made up about sailormoon being japanese and giving
the scouts and I french names. Because NO ONE BELIEVES IT. THAT'S RIGHT,
NO ONE. Only you and your stupid "let's fool people into thinking sailormoon
is japanese because japanese is so cool" clubbies will be the ones shouting
out usagi -- french name-- instead of Serena which is my REAL NAME! SERENA
SERENA SERENA SERENA SERENA! I AM SERENA, NOT SOME FRENCHY NAMED USAGI.
MY FRIENDS ARE AMY AND RAYE, NOT AMI AND REI. AND LITA AND MINA. WHERE DID
YOU GET PATHETIC ADD ONS LIKE MINAKO ANYWAYS? FRENCH AGAIN? AND MAKOTO?
You think you can convince people by an AWARENESS PAGE that isn't even real
with yur stupid frenchy names and terms? Ha, let's just see you try! Because
we all know the real truth that dic really is the real owner of sailormoon
series!!!!!
BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH STUPID THINGS LIKE MOON S SUPERS AND
SAILORSTARS? AND STARFIGHTER AND ALL? THAT'S SO PATHETIC! DID YOU JUST MAKE
ALL THAT STUPID INFO UP? WITH AMAZON TRIO AND QUARTET? THEY SOUND LIKE
BLINKIN' TRIBESPEOPLE WHO STICK BONES IN THEIR NOSES TO ME! SO SHUTUP WITH
YOUR BITCHY BABBLING ON FAKE MOON AND TELL PEOPLE THE REAL TRUTH! I HAVEN'T
EVEN HEARD OF A TOEI ANIMATION, AND IT DOESN'T SOUND AT ALL JAPANESE TO ME!
YOU AND YOUR CLUBBIES ARE PATHETIC! I DON'T WANNA HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH
YOU! GOODBYE!
Have a good mellinium!
From the REAL SAILORMOON: Serena
Congratulations, Real Serena! You've just won two very special awards from me for
your very thoughtful flame! (sarcasm intended) Here they are:
It's people like this who we need to help and BADLY! If you know of any good
webpage which can convince her, I wouldn't suggest against emailing her the
links, since she did say it would be all right for me to show this to everyone.
(Or as she said, my "clubbies". Puhahaha!)
"Dear whatever monstrous creature you be who manages the site "Awareness","
Nice way to greet someone.
"I just want to warn you that you're treadding on dangerous ground here. You
see I happen to be Serena and you're dising me."
it slices, it dises...
"For one thing, you are dising the company who made me who is the wonderful
dic and I don't think that is right. Then you dis my friends and me by
saying that our attacks sound stupid and the term scouts is stupid even
though that is our original term and I have no idea where that stupid term
senshi comes from. It doesn't even sound close to japanese but I bet you
think you're so cool that you make up so called japanese terms and expect
people to believe you. Yeah right, you're just one big bitch who is part of
this big club that wants to trick us smart people into thinking sailormoon
is some japanese cartoon with japanese names and japanese terms."
Uhmmm... I hate to burst your tiny, insignificant bubble, but DiC did not
create Sailormoon. It was created by *gasp* a JAPANESE woman named Naoko
Takeuchi. Look on your precious dub's credits, it even says, "based on the
original comic book by NAOKO TAKEUCHI".
"I've seen pages like those before on the net, I'm not stupid."
Ohhhhhh yes you are.
"Me and the scouts have all formed campagns against pages and biches like
you who just want to pretend that you know all by making up some baderash
about how sailormoon is japanese and such. Ha! So it may take place in tokyo
but that's because japan's cool and dic decided it would be cool to stick me
in a cool place. You can obviusly see that I'm american, I mean, what
japanese person has blonde hair? Boy you're really stupid you know that?
REALLY STUPID YA' BITCH!"
This flame has got to be a joke. No one can be this stupid.
"Ha, Usagi! Is that the type of name you decided to give me so that you
could fool ppl into thinking the scouts and me are japanese? That's plain
stupid. Usagi sounds more french than japanese I bet you don't even speak
japanese and you're just making all of that stuff about knowing the
language!"
FRENCH?! *rofl* You're way too dumb to be the "real Serena"! She's got
cheese for brains, and you're FUCKING DUMBER THAN SHE IS!
"And what's with changing the spelling of my two good friends, Amy and Raye,
to Ami and Rei? Is that another one of your so called japanese, which looks
more french again."
Do you like, have some personal vendetta against the French?
"You're probably just some french gal who wants to be japanese so badly."
Niiiice logic there. We're dealing with a real scholar here, folks.
"The scouts and I are all american and we were originally screened in
america, everyone knows that! So remember, you and your bitchy friends out
there aren't going to fool anyone into thinking all that stupid crap you
made up about sailormoon being japanese and giving the scouts and I french
names. Because NO ONE BELIEVES IT. THAT'S RIGHT, NO ONE."
No one = 500 thousand Sailormoon fans worldwide.
"Only you and your stupid "let's fool people into thinking sailormoon is
japanese because japanese is so cool" clubbies will be the ones shouting out
usagi -- french name-- instead of Serena which is my REAL NAME! SERENA
SERENA SERENA SERENA SERENA! I AM SERENA, NOT SOME FRENCHY NAMED USAGI. MY
FRIENDS ARE AMY AND RAYE, NOT AMI AND REI. AND LITA AND MINA. WHERE DID YOU
GET PATHETIC ADD ONS LIKE MINAKO ANYWAYS? FRENCH AGAIN? AND MAKOTO?"
Did your caps lock key get stuck?
"You think you can convince people by an AWARENESS PAGE that isn't even real
with yur stupid frenchy names and terms? Ha, let's just see you try! Because
we all know the real truth that dic really is the real owner of sailormoon
series!!!!!"
Ha ha ha... you're joking, right? If they really own Sailormoon, why is
Naoko Takeuchi's name in the credits? Even the damn SOS page recognizes
Takeuchi-san as the creator. GET A CLUE!!!
"BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH STUPID THINGS LIKE MOON S SUPERS AND
SAILORSTARS? AND STARFIGHTER AND ALL? THAT'S SO PATHETIC! DID YOU JUST MAKE
ALL THAT STUPID INFO UP? WITH AMAZON TRIO AND QUARTET? THEY SOUND LIKE
BLINKIN' TRIBESPEOPLE WHO STICK BONES IN THEIR NOSES TO ME! SO SHUTUP WITH
YOUR BITCHY BABBLING ON FAKE MOON AND TELL PEOPLE THE REAL TRUTH! I HAVEN'T
EVEN HEARD OF A TOEI ANIMATION, AND IT DOESN'T SOUND AT ALL JAPANESE TO ME!
YOU AND YOUR CLUBBIES ARE PATHETIC! I DON'T WANNA HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH
YOU! GOODBYE!"
your caps lock key is still stuck. If you don't want to have anything to do
with her, why did you flame?
"Have a good mellinium!"
Uh, the millennium doesn't begin until 2001.
"From the REAL SAILORMOON: Serena
P.S. GO AHEAD AND SHOW YOUR CLUBBIES MY LETTER. MAYBE THEY'LL BELIEVE ME AND
LEAVE YOU LEAVING YOU ALL ALONE! BOO HOO HOO!"
Yeah, sure... why would we believe the truth when some dumbass claiming to
be a cartoon character tells us otherwise? Look, "Serena", or whoever you
are. Read closely. You have been greatly misinformed about the origins of
Sailormoon. Yes, whether you like it or not, it IS a Japanese anime. Too bad
for you suckers who worship DiC like gods, because all they did was kill a
beautiful anime and dumb it down for morons like you. Buh-bye!
Thanks very much Razynne! I love the way you responded to the flame.
Funny, cynical, and yet informative. Your comments were well said and
I seriously hope "Serena" learns the real truth from all this.
Short and simple, yet it agrees with everything that I think about
the "Serena" flame. Thanks!
Very well said, Princess Shampoo-chan. (I even included your
wonderful little rose) ^_^ Please, all you dubbies out there...know the difference
between Japanese and French BEFORE writing a flame to *anyone*!
This was actually written by someone who emailed me earlier about
supporting the dub. (She wanted me to post it up, so I added it into the
"Misc." section, since it didn't qualify as a flame) Thanks for
realizing how irrational this dubbie is, even if you support the dub, Penny Chan!
1) If you're such a big fan of the dub, then how come you don't relize that
even in the DIC version, the show still takes place in Tokyo. I've heard
them say it themselves, they never say anything about living in America.
Even I know that!
2) They didn't just rewrite Ami to Amy, they mis-pronounce, too. Ami is
pronounced 'Ah-mee', while Amy is 'ei-mee'. And DIC is stupid because I know
non-Japanese people named Rei so there was no need to go through the trouble
of changing it to Raye.
3) A senshi or soldier fights for truth and love and justice (like
Sailormoon).
A scout sells cookies door to door and learns new "rope-knotting" techniques
while camping out in a forest (like the Boy Scouts or Girl Scouts).
4) The reason why they have Japanese names is because Japanese names are
derived from their own language, so they have a special meaning, in
Sailormoon's case, their names are bases on legends, astrology, their
elemental attacks, or their personality altogether, like Tsukino Usagi
(Rabbit of the Moon), Kaioh Michiru (Maturing Sea King), Tomoe Hotaru, my
favorite sailor (Firefly Sprouting from the Earth), Hino Rei (Soul of Fire),
and Chiba Mamoru (Protector of Earth). So coming up with "Rini" from
"Serena" (do you notice the simialrity?) is nothing but a load of crap and
proving just how much more beautiful the Japanese language is.
And please get some help in learning the difference between Japanese and
French, less than a year ago, I didn't know anything except 'sayonara', and I
still know no French, but by some force of nature I was still able to
recognize the difference between an Asian language and a European one. Who
would have known! ^-~
(Well,what do you expect from someone who says "clubblies" and "Ya bitch"?)
*Clap clap clap* Let's all give a big hand for Neko-chan! Great job in your response,
Neko-chan. I especially liked the part about how you stated that each name meant
something, such as Usagi's name meaning "Bunny of the Moon". Good facts...and to
tell you the truth, *real* Serena, Japanese and French isn't that hard to seperate.
Asian languages and European ones are different, even if you have only heard
a few snippets of them here and there!
Thankyou She-Devil for your response! I most definitely agree with you that Serena
sounds like some valley girl. "Wicked Cool", "Wicked Neat", etc. (Isn't it
just sickening?)
Hmmm...I always wondered whether she wanted attention or whether she actually
believed what she wrote. Serena dear, please push that little red button next
to you and wait for a few minutes. Two men in white coats should arrive shortly.
Thanks for your response, SerenityMoon!
Response #8: Well, "Serena", you, my dear, are dumber than a brick! What you got inside your head, potato peels (or
even something else I won't mention here)? Sure sounds like you do.. You need professional help,
whoever you are. Got to a f*cken library, look inside a f*cken Japanese dictionary if you feel the names
and the words are f*cken French! How dumb can you get? "No one believes you"? How about all the
people on this damn planet except for a small bunch of extremely stupid "American" cartoon
characters-patriots? And you certainly got something going on against French... "Japanese people with
blond hair"? Well, what about blue hair or green hair, or pink hair, for crying out loud? Have you seen
"Americans" with those kind of hair? *sigh* You got a lot to learn... and just go to AltaVista.com and
search for "Sailor Starlights" if you don't believe in them and see how many web-sites you can pull out. All
based on "lies" and made by "people and clubbies that are trying to make people believe in Japanese
Sailor Moon", I'm sure. I wish you went to my school, cuz than the whole school would get unexcused
absences cuz they died of laughing at ya. And you put my favorite *gasp* Japanese character down by
comparing your ultra stupid self to her. I'm sure she would know where she's from and what are her
friend's names. You need to see a psychiatrist, cuz you are the first person I met in my whole life that
thinks "Usagi" is French, and Sailor Moon is created by DIC, and Sailor Starlights don't exist, and Sailor
moon S and SS is a lie. I really didn't know what to do, either to laugh or to cry when I read your letter. It
is hilarious and at the same time knowing there are people like you out there is plain sad...
Haha! Thanks for your great response, Bunny! I agree that if "Serena" attended my school, she would be in deep
trouble with every kid there. I can just imagine it now...^_^ I also like how
you pointed out the fact about blue, green, and pink hair. I guess she's been blinded by the dub too much to figure
that out, huh? Yup...the dub...it rots people's brains.
Thanks for your response, Sailorsaturn02! I just hope Serena actually reads it and understands
that there *are* such things as the Dead Moon Circus and the Sailor Starlights...and that Usagi
isn't a french name. ^_^;;
Haha! A number for "Serena" to get help from? That's something I would like to see.
Hmm...maybe I should drop by the local asylum on my way out. I won't be surprised if
I see a "meatball head" (*gag* stupid DiC-isms) dressed in a white gown wandering from
room to room and yelling: "USAGI IS FRENCH!" Thanks for your response, Jimmy!
It's a scary flame, isn't it? Usagi...french? And how did DiC get "Lita" out of "Makoto"?
^_^; Thanks for your response, and I'll be sure to have a good egg day...throwing
eggs at "Serena" at least!
* Some comments. If she doesn't believe in Sailor Moon Stars, I feel bad for
her cause she doesn't know who Chibi Chibi (so kawaii!!!!) is! "Serena" is a
baka (Japanese for idiot)!!!!!!
Okay, "Serena", think on this:
Hooked on Phonics must really work.
And pretending that you actually are Sailor Moon: how stupid do you think
everyone is? Put your ear very very close to the computer and breathe deeply
for this one...
SAILOR MOON IS NOT REAL.
Don't tell me, I'm stupid now, right? Well, at least my parents weren't first
cousins, is all I can say. Think about it: Minako? Makoto? Their names DON'T
sound French. And even dubbies have referred to Mars and Mercury as "Rei" and
"Ami", due to bad spelling errors.
The word, by the way, is "dissing".
Now, to me, this e-mail looks like a joke, to be perfectly frank. When I
first saw SailorMoon (dubbed, naturally) I immediately hopped on the Internet
and learned the truth. So either you're a very young child, uninterested
about the truth, lazy, stupid, unable to go to a search engine and type in
"sailormoon" like bajillions of other people have done before including
myself, or relying on the dub to give you all of the information you need...
...you're still annoying.
Congratulations! You've succeeded at something!
P.S. GO AHEAD AND SHOW YOUR CLUBBIES MY LETTER. MAYBE THEY'LL BELIEVE ME
AND LEAVE YOU LEAVING YOU ALL ALONE! BOO HOO HOO!
Response #1: This is a great response from Razynne! The flame sentences are in quotes with Razynne's comments
beneath them.
Razynne
Response #2: O.O WOW, what was that bullsh*t "I'm the real Serena"? Isn't she an ANIME(no
DICers, not cartoon) character? All those caps...Y'know, French is the
language of love. Of course thare aren't any Japanese people with blonde
hair, but AMI has blue hair, what's that?
How dare you insult someone for giving their opinions!
- Clere
Response #3: I laughed so hard at this person. French? Pierre is French, not Usagi.
This person has been blinded by the dub!! I mean, they think they are an
anime character. The 'real Serena' would be proud of her Japanese
backgrounds. So, she's a blond. A lot of(most) anime's take place in Japan,
and many characters don't look the least bit Japanese. I wonder if she's
even heard the term 'anime'. I like the dub and the original. I even know
some common Japanese words. I bet she doesn't even know about the Outer
Senshi. She should really go to some more sites and learn the truth. I find
her as a disgrace to the wonderful anime Sailor Moon. How would she know if
some words were Japanese or not? She obviously doesn't understand French.
Mucho acino!! (That's Italian, not French.) OOOOHHHHHH!!!! Your time has
been wasted by this 'fan'. I don't even consider her a 'fan'. She's
in denial to the true world of Sailor Moon.
Thank you,
Princess Shampoo-chan
@----^------
- Clere
Response #4: May lord have mercy on that girls soul!!!
( I'm not religous, just shocked! )
I'm sorry, I just don't get it, what's with the French obsession? How can she
think that the other seasons are made up? Oh, so I suppose that Yaten (Sigh) is made up,
2 words, WAKE UP!!!!!! Get out of lala land and come to reality,
1. You are Not Serina!!!!
2. There are other seasons!!!
3. Sailor Moon is Japenese!!!!
From the sickened,
Penny Chan
- Clere
Response #5: A quick note for this so-called "Serena"
From Clere: *clap clap clap* Yes, Neko-chan! That's right. Soldiers
fight for what's right, Scouts sell cookies and earn badges! ^_^
Thanks, Love,
Neko-chan >^..^<
(Just another 'old fashioned' girl)
- Clere
Response #6:
LOL, oh crap that's funny, this person doesn't have a brain or a brain
cell. I KNOW that Sailor Moon is japanese because of the tapes that I
have in japanese. It's stupid peole like you who need to get up off
their asses and look around the internet to learn the truth. Besides the
Srena here in america sounds like a valley girl with no brain to show
for. OH MY GOD GET A GODDAMN LIFE PLEASE AND STOP ACTING
STUPID!!!!!!!!
^^
She-Devil------------------->
- Clere
Response #7: I read that idiotic flame sent by *cough ahem*
"serena"...um..this scares me greatly.
What makes me wonder is..."Serena", dear, are you
actually serious, or just doing this to get a big
reponse? becuase if it's the latter, you're doing a
great job. if you're actually serious...please..get
professional help.
i mean, either "Serena" has way too much time on her
hands, or she's just some really immature stupid kid
who did this to get attention. i pity you, deary.
Naoko Takeuchi..wonderful goddess of anime..created
our beloved Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon.
They are SENSHI!! not scouts.I detest the word scouts
when used to describe the sailor senshi.
I must admit, i am grateful that there is DIC for the
fact that they brought me sailor moon and got me into
it. Now I've learned all about it, and I love the
original. It's awesome. But never will i give DIC
credit for creating it. That would be a sin!
anways, i just hope that this Serena chick is really
joking, becuase if she isn't, then this person is
really mentally ill.
always,
~SerenityMoon
- Clere
O_O Sorry Bunny, but I had to censor a few words here. Nothing too drastic though.
Just the F word, since there are some people here who can tolerate everything but that word.
I left "damn" in it's original form though, since that is a word which people *should*
get used too! ^_^
~Bunny. (Who is one of those people in JAPANESE Sailor Moon clubbies)
- Clere
Response #9: When i read the flame from "the real sailormoon" i was horrified. I cannot
believe someone could be so easily brainwashed by DIC. Even in the ending
credits of the dub they list naoko taeuchi as the creator!!!! Sailor moon is
NOT from america...never has been, never will be. The amazon trio and quartet
do exsist, the sailor starlights aren't something that has been made up, and
since when was the name"usagi" french?All i can say is this girl needs to
wake up from this trance DIC has put her in and look at least at the
subtitled sailor moon tapes pioneer released.
signed,
sailorsaturn02
- Clere
Response #10: Hey Guys~
I am personally a fan of Sailor Moon and have been since the beginning. I
come to this site for the humor. But until i saw this flame..I almost fell
out of my CHAIR!!! HAHAH...This girl or thing from under a rock is a disgrace
to Sailor Moon and the DUBB! I have never read anything so "STUPID" in my
life....OH yes..i did write this girl a lonnnng email and gave her lots of
links explaining how DUMB her ideas are. I also wrote down a
nnumber for a phyciatric help for that multiple "Serena" personality she has.
I Never Knew there Were actually people like this.....-
Jimmy
- Clere
Response #11: Hi! I was just wondering around your site and I just had to email you on
that first flame...er I think that's what it's called..I don't know how to
identify it but it was saying something about the writer actully being
Serena....(LOL) I just got a little pissy at that person for being so rude! I
hope one day they will realize that the term "senshi" is actully
Japanese...And I think it's kinda weird of them to actully say stuff about
"Usagi" sounding French...Heeeeee! >:D And how dare them to say that NO ONE
believes you...Of course I wont get too worked up about it. And dissin
makoto!!!!!! >:O Calling her Lita!! saying its her real name!! >:O
okay okay its just a cartoon...*ahem* anime...
bye bye have a good egg day
- Clere
Response
#12: Moshi Moshi (hello in Japanese)
First of all, let me just say this (even tho everyone else has said it)
she has something against French people (like Cartman). Anyways, I love
Sailor Moon and I have never seen the original version, but I do know that
the Starlights, Dead Moon Circus, Amazoness Trio, Amazoness Quartet, Witches
5, ect. exist! I have the Sailor Moon S and Super S movies in Japanese and
let me say, they were excellent! Usagi and all the other characters are SO
much better in the original than in the dub. Ok *ahem* back to the subject of
this "Serena" person. They either want a lot of attention or they are REALLY
and I mean REALLY into their RPG game. Scary! I was about to have a
heartattack when I read this. How the hell do you figure that Usagi and
Mamoru ::sigh:: are French?? LOSER! I would NEVER EVER give DiC credit for
creating Sailor Moon. Naoko Takeuchi *lovely goddess of anime!* has created
Sailor Moon. This person will be totally surprised how right we all were when
she sees the dub of S on Toonami!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! K I'm better. I hope
that person gets some serious help (needs more help than I do!)
Arigato (Japanese for many thanks)
Neo-Queen Serenity
#13: Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame? What flame? I see a whiny 2-year-old who is sadly
misinformed, is all...
If SailorMoon isn't Japanese...why are there Japanese characters on all of
the buildings? "Crystal Tokyo"? In fact, plain ol' NOT-crystal Tokyo?
Credited at the end to belong to "Naoko Takeuchi"'s original series "Bishoujo
Senshi SailorMoon"? And lesseeee...Usagi. It does sound French, so I commend
you on your verbal skills.
--Anna
#14: I can't believe that girl would call herself Serena!
IT'S USAGI! USAGI! and also trying too say that no one will believe this
wonderfully made web page which is the best anti-DIC site! I was looking
around for this e-mail address so I could send an e-mail too their dumb
asses! when I started reading that I really fell out of the chair onto the
dog and knocked over my soda onto my hair! I;m typing this with soda running
down my face. Thank you for posting this hilarious e-mail. i agree with
everything everyone else says about this e-mail. sincerely,
Arisha youeruru
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