It's called a "human". I know your not familiar with us intelligent beings, so we'll forgive your error.

I just want to warn you that you're treadding on dangerous ground here.

Oooooohhhhh... I'm soooooo scared! Save me, someone!

You see I happen >to be Serena and you're dising me. For one thing, you are dising the company who made >me who is the wonderful dic and I don't think that is right.

But I do! I think it's very right! Dissing stupid people is fun!

Then you dis my friends and me >by saying that our attacks sound stupid and the term scouts is stupid even though that is our >original term and I have no idea where that stupid term senshi comes from.

I can't tell if this chick is just trying to get a rise out of us, is just stupid, or if it was Bring Your Inpatient To Work Day.

It doesn't even >sound close to japanese but I bet you think you're so cool that you make up so called >japanese terms and expect people to believe you. Yeah right, you're just one big bitch who >is part of this big club that wants to trick us smart people into thinking sailormoon is some >japanese cartoon with japanese names and japanese terms.

Smart? Just try not to fart, kiddo, you might lose that lone brain cell of yours.

I've seen pages like those >before on the net, I'm not stupid.

You're not? I had no idea.

Me and the scouts have all formed campagns against >pages and biches like you who just want to pretend that you know all by making up some >baderash about how sailormoon is japanese and such.

Where? What? No URL?!

Ha! So it may take place in tokyo >but that's because japan's cool and dic decided it would be cool to stick me in a cool place.

I'd like to stick you in a cool place, too. How 'bout Antarctica?

>You can obviusly see that I'm american, I mean, what japanese person has blonde hair?

One who doesn't want to be confused with other Japanese people? At least that's why anime characters have weird hair, I don't know about psychopaths.

>Boy you're really stupid you know that? REALLY STUPID YA' BITCH!

You really shouldn't talk to yourself in e-mail. It's considered impolite.

>Ha, Usagi! Is that the type of name you decided to give me so that you could fool ppl into >thinking the scouts and me are japanese?

No, it's the name that you had before DiCk butchered you. Did they over-edit you so badly that you can't remember your past life? Poor Usa-chan! *hugs Serena* Try to remember, sweetie! You're free now!

That's plain stupid. Usagi sounds more french than >japanese I bet you don't even speak japanese and you're just making all of that stuff about >knowing the language! And what's with changing the spelling of my two good friends, Amy >and Raye, to Ami and Rei?

Your right, that IS stupid! Amy should be Eimi, not Ami!

Is that another one of your so called japanese, which looks >more french again. You're probably just some french gal who wants to be japanese so >badly.

Oh oui! Ehhhh... pour que, mon ami?

The scouts and I are all american and we were originally screened in america, >everyone knows that! So remember, you and your bitchy friends out there aren't going to >fool anyone into thinking all that stupid crap you made up about sailormoon being japanese >and giving the scouts and I french names. Because NO ONE BELIEVES IT. THAT'S >RIGHT, NO ONE. Only you and your stupid "let's fool people into thinking sailormoon is >japanese because japanese is so cool" clubbies will be the ones shouting out usagi -- french >name-- instead of Serena which is my REAL NAME! SERENA SERENA SERENA >SERENA SERENA! I AM SERENA, NOT SOME FRENCHY NAMED USAGI. MY >FRIENDS ARE AMY AND RAYE, NOT AMI AND REI. AND LITA AND MINA. >WHERE DID YOU GET PATHETIC ADD ONS LIKE MINAKO ANYWAYS? >FRENCH AGAIN? AND MAKOTO?

Parlez vous Anglais???

>You think you can convince people by an AWARENESS PAGE that isn't even real with >yur stupid frenchy names and terms? Ha, let's just see you try! Because we all know the >real truth that dic really is the real owner of sailormoon series!!!!!

Don't worry, Usa-chan! I think we can get you the Help You Need!!!

>BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH STUPID THINGS LIKE >MOON S SUPERS AND SAILORSTARS? AND STARFIGHTER AND ALL? >THAT'S SO PATHETIC! DID YOU JUST MAKE ALL THAT STUPID INFO UP? >WITH AMAZON TRIO AND QUARTET? THEY SOUND LIKE BLINKIN' >TRIBESPEOPLE WHO STICK BONES IN THEIR NOSES TO ME! SO SHUTUP >WITH YOUR BITCHY BABBLING ON FAKE MOON AND TELL PEOPLE THE >REAL TRUTH! I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD OF A TOEI ANIMATION, AND IT >DOESN'T SOUND AT ALL JAPANESE TO ME! YOU AND YOUR CLUBBIES >ARE PATHETIC! I DON'T WANNA HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU! >GOODBYE!

Wow. Is someone PMSing?

>Have a good mellinium!

Hmm, well I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but I'm having a nice millennium.

>From the REAL SAILORMOON: Serena

Poor Usa-chan. Can't even remember her real name. *starts sobbing hysterically* Oh, if only she weren't so stupid, I might actually care about anything she has to say! Waaaaaah!

>P.S. GO AHEAD AND SHOW YOUR CLUBBIES MY LETTER. MAYBE THEY'LL >BELIEVE ME AND LEAVE YOU LEAVING YOU ALL ALONE! BOO HOO HOO!

...and then you woke up. You know, they really shouldn't let the inpatients roam free around the hospital campus like that. Just look at what can happen!
-Chibi Dark Lady

Haha! I love your quick responses to everything that "Serena" said. Thanks a bunch, Chibi Dark Lady!
- Clere